Funny Animal Jokes for Kids - Cat, Fish, Bird, Elephant, Rabbit, Rat

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Step back from the mysteries of science and enjoy the funny side of life with our science jokes for kids, they might even get a laugh out of your chemistry teacher!

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Check out our funny animal jokes for kids. Enjoy some great animal jokes and humor that will make you laugh (or at least cringe). Find hilarious jokes about cats, birds, fish, rabbits, elephants, rats and more. Take a break and enjoy some funny animal jokes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
Why do seagulls live near the sea? Because if they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels.
What did one lab rat say to the other? “I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push that buzzer, he brings me a snack!”
How does a rabbit make gold soup? He starts with 24 carrots.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam!"
How do you know there are elephants in your fridge? Because the door won't close.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, "So how do you drive this thing?"
Where do fish put their money? In riverbanks.
What do you call a brainy insect? A spelling bee.
Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
What do you call a cat that does tricks? A magic kit.

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