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Funny Science Jokes for Kids

Step back from the mysteries of science and enjoy the funny side of life with our science jokes for kids, they might even get a laugh out of your chemistry teacher!

Enjoy laughing at some funny Earth jokes for kidsFunny Earth Jokes for Kids

What’s funnier than geology? Not much that’s for sure. Check out our range of funny Earth jokes for kids. Find volcano jokes, rock jokes, geography jokes and more. Enjoy them with friends or in the comfort of your own home, add salt to taste.

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  • So are you going to visit Egypt? Hmm, I sphinx so.

  • What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

  • What should we do with crude oil? Teach it some manners of course!

  • Never lend a geologist money. They think a short term loan is a million years.

  • If you look carefully at some rocks, you can see the fossil footprints of fishes.

  • A volcano is a mountain with hiccups.

  • What’s the fastest country in the world? Russia

  • Watson: Holmes, what kind of rock is this?
    Sherlock Holmes: Why that’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.

  • Why would a geologist take his girlfriend to a quarry? Because he wants to get a little boulder.

  • What did the rock say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite.

  • Igneous is bliss.








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